Husband repent record ' Humour edition)

Husband repent record ' Humour edition)
Dear wife adult:
According to your decree, I have introspected for an hour 43 minutes and 43 seconds in the study, having drunk a cup of boiled water, the bathroom last time, did not smoke, the above-mentioned facts were accurate, please examine.
Enclose my self-criticism report, the impropriety can be consulted.
Through the marriage life of 3 months, I think the wife comrade is gentle and able and virtuous, diligent and intelligent, it is a rare good wife, but I, as a husband, am eccentric, the attitude is extremely frivolous, behavior really has places that is worth discussing.
The following is that I, to the analysis of one's own abominable conduct, please lead and read over:
1.Yesterday's thing is that I was wrong. Though the red-cooked eggplant which you cooked is a little salty, aromatic and delicious, the defects cannot obscure the virtues, I shouldn't criticize you for wasting the salt. I ask for perfection in this way, totally hide the jealous heart. But it is all right to add a little more water.
2.You say when liking Lu Yi, I shouldn't make irresponsible remarks and say I like Gigi Leung, make you unable to speak to me for two days, extremely painful. One think answer of me really very appropriate, because you fickle in love to confine Mainland to even carefully, but I dash to Hong Kong and Taiwan, let me like Zhou Xun.
3.You like, watch little the intersection of policy and brother on the TV play of Korea S., I should obstruct by every means, you take I I shouldn't say the protest either compared with him, because the little policy brother of the household has not protested.
4.That wedding on Saturday, I say I have a meeting, does not know whether can go, you prepared two pieces of covert payment, 100 for one, 200 for one, I did not go finally, you sent the thick one out because of carelessness. My dear, I shouldn't smile at you, you have already done very much, have changed and acted as me, may send two out together.
5.You bought the yellow croaker last time, I shouldn't swear an oath in all solemnity, pretended to be a chef, you shouted and jumped for joy while helping in the mess kitchen finally, slaver while hearing the flavor, crestfallen while eating, as to your fragile psychology, this is different to bear.
6.You have the short hair cut, it is goodlooking to ask to me, I say goodlookingly, you are very glad; Further solve, I say I is all right; You question it finally, OK, I answer, it is not so good as before, make you very sad. This is my fault, this kind of reply is subject to the first time later.
7.You have known a lot of outstanding friends on the net, witer letters from afar at one time, the jade is taken the picture and flown confusingly, I should not attack you with the report on the newspaper. But that photo that you wore the white skirt is really plain, that one wearing the polo-neck shirt is good, I work as a bodyguard nearby, seem magnificent.
8.Visit your nephew that time, you come back to discuss with me who should wash the diaper, I shouldn't really shirk responsibility, make you angry. But my dear, this task is too remote, we discuss who is responsible for growing. Who grew their family?
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