Devil's law of the examination

Devil's law of the examination
I always like glancing right and left while having an examination, therefore witness and cheat all sorts of forms of dying tragically of the examinee's. Recall the vicissitudes of examination hall in recent years, has summarized devil's law of some examinations. First, pass and infer law: At you steal a glance at examination paper of person in front, person behind will certainly steal a glance at examination paper of you. Second, law is it possible that: You often believe the answer that seem secretly is right, often your own answer is correct. Third, rubber law: Pick up in the rubber in the ground, you always have one kind of feelings of having a guilty conscience. Fourth, no law of resuming: While copying others' answer, must not resume. Resuming, the teacher comes. Fifth, time conversion law: Before examination, equal to ten minutes in one second. It equals one second ten minutes at the time of the examination. Sixth, persons who cheat are with invigilator's law: All catch the students who cheat and say one's own behavior is clean, all teachers who catch persons who cheat say one's own judgement is correct. Seventh, contradiction law: While copying the answers of others, you always want to let the teacher unable to see you. When others copy the answer, you always want to let the teacher see him. Eighth, atmosphere law of examination hall: The atmosphere of examination hall will be never getting active, unless teachers left for a moment suddenly. Ninth, war law: The teacher has gained the whole war, but lose a fight. Students have won a fight, but lose the whole war. Tenth, time value law: Only you know the preciousness of time finish that time when the bell sounded in the examination. 11th, add chicken's shape law of the question: The teacher treats it as chicken's rib, good students treat it as chicken's big chest, difference students treat it as chicken's buttocks. 12, unlucky laws: Only for a one point of questions, you have cheated and have been found. Just as you curve and play the waist to pick up one mao, but lose ten yuan. 13, unfair laws: That person has copied word by word your answer once, has got 60 scores. But you have got 59 scores. Transfer it to from cis.com

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