How is the clever husband and relaxed moment of _ of wife's battle of wits

How is the clever husband and relaxed moment of _ of wife's battle of wits
The happiness after marriage is with mine " It is bantered that beautiful " Wife's battle of wits, though all let people not know whether to laugh or cry each time, has added a part to dull life and flavoured pharmaceuticals.
1,Rinse the bowl
Two people have a meal without wanting to rinse the bowl, so determine to use win and defeat of the finger-guessing game way, who fails whom to rinse the bowl. But wife easy to act shamelessly, always slow to make than me appear fist, I do not go to expose her trick either, want to see only while doing the wash that there is an opening (or is looking at the cheap one) The bowl, plate break a few, the third she no longer lets me rinse the bowl, but I must be responsible for the rubbish upside down.
2,Cook the breakfast
Wife and I depend on the bad habit of the bed, so, do not have breakfast and head direct for the unit phenomenon after often getting up. In order to train wife's getting up early to cook the fine morality of breakfast, when I wake up in the morning, will lose the waste gas very comfortable releasing of one night of the savings in the stomach in the quilt, bomb and win the wife turning pale, have to submit obediently.
I, can hang on to have for a moment naturally, then get up and use unhurriedly.
3,Go shopping
Most afraid that goes shopping with the wife, she will drag you and transfer to arbitrarily everywhere but nothing is bought.
"Husband, do I wear the yellow one goodlookingly? "
" eh, it is good "
"Is that red? "
" beautiful! "
"Is blue comparison good? "
"Also very beautiful. "
"Why did you come to an agreement? Tell the truth quickly, which one of the bottom is good that pour? "
"Well Wife, to tell the truth, you should choose a piece of a larger size, you seem fat "
The wife looks with convetous eyes and stares at me indulging in, so far, and then want me to accompany her to go shopping.
4,Angry
Wife will refuse, speak with me when being angry, I rent records of the intersection of KB and block, watch after the wife in the evening fall asleep, see the thrilling place, push and wake up the wife at once, replay (it does not matter KB plot either that she does not look, sound effect is good, can be frightful too) ,The wives are all frightened so that four limbs are messy and quiver each time, throw and cherish and send off embracing, sue for peace voluntarily, hey hey
5,Gnaw chicken's claw
I and wife like, gnaw the intersection of chicken and claw, speed gnawed to sigh not so good as wife by oneself, one two people gnaw chicken's claw while watching TV, wife hold one in each hand, stretch out one's hand on plate when the the last one as me, the wife stares at me ruthlessly, I mock one: "Wife, eat it more Not afraid of being fat "" XXX, I do not think you want to eat the meat in week! " A word was broken so that I am terrified, two legs felt like jelly, was once not be in the mood for saying the wife had a little fat words, fined to eat the green vegetables for one week.
6,Valentine's Day
I always think it is unnecessary for Chinese to spend foreigners' festival, but the wife is especially particular about this kind of exotic atmospheres, attacked by innuendo consciously or unconsciously a few days ago of February 14: "Husband, is it the 12th today? " "Husband, the hotel in the street seems to have special programs now. " Make a phone call to the wife at noon on on Valentine's Day, it comes back home to cook in the evening to tell her, come off duty and go to the outside to eat directly, happy she is in the top top of the wind at the other end of the telephone. Towing a roadside shop and eating the hand-pulled noodles directly after meeting her in the evening, two people spend 8 yuan together, the sea, No. one has no to get home, when she enters the door to see the rose on the desk, the sea again, the fist drops on body very light this time.
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7,Smoking
The habit that most women hate men to smoke, the wife is no exception, it is the good speech that persuades first, hid and put the smoke in home secretly later, surfed the Net to threaten in order to control unexpectedly finally, she lies in bed in the evening, I intend to stroll about by the bed like losing souls.
"Husband, what do you do? "
"Oh, OK, I walk around, you sleep first. "
"How do I that you always gyrate before my eyes sleep? "
"Can't fall asleep either without transferring to and letting me faint. "
" know you want to smoke, go to the balcony to release, don't delay my sleeping! "
8,Message
Though is the couple, keep the small private spaces of one respectively, one day, find one's own drawer has two sticks of long hair, leave a message, " it is incorrect to look through others' drawer at will to submit a written statement to. Another, wife, you have lost the hair. " Find the intersection of inside and pieces of message more the next day, submit a written statement to " I look through at will, you check private savings already find. Another, husband, it is malnutritive symptom to lose the hair, improve our mess of these two months with your private savings. "
9,Deep breath
The wife is depressed after the unit is bullied and gone home, teach her how to breathe deeply in order to regulate mood, ask after the first time: "Is not it a bit better? " Wife shake the head, " come once again then, take, remember, breathe hard this time. " The words have not been finished, has passed a stuffy wind by oneself, did not originally think discredited, then accompanied the wife to breathe deeply, but turn out contrary to one's wishes, the wife smells the stink, does not call well secretly, turn round to walk to the balcony first, have not reached the gate yet, has shouldered it while already breaking durably by the slippers. The result adds the crime of coming with of a kilogram of chicken's claws with a pile of good words.
10,Race
Accompany the wife to buy vegetables on Saturday evening, because each purchase must prepare enough for one week and need, so half an hour later, are all heavy bags in two hands, in addition it is relatively hot, have streamed with sweat already on the way home. The wife said suddenly: "Husband, seem we at noon have rinsed the bowl after a meal? "
"Ah? "
"So good? We than who get home early,responsible for and then get home rinse by bowl. "
"It is all right. "
"But you run faster than I, is it just fair that that thing in my hand let you hold? "
"Eh. "
Then the bag in wife's hand transfers to my hands completely, treat the wife to begin, two people start running, run, though she empty-handed I quick no, run out of 50 just, the wife cries behind: "You are a bit slower, wait a moment for me "
Hen, am not I silly, wait for you to catch up with me, then can not return me to rinse the bowl? Not only has not stopped, I accelerate the step and dash forward instead, the wife got home first at last. The wife such as being jaunty comes back to lie in the sofa out of puff, but not seen souls yet ten minutes later, it is wrong to think about, even if should arrive to leave back. Wondering, the wife opens the door in, still hold half a tube of ice creams in the hand, a face smiles badly: "I ask you,etc. not hear, originally want to tell you, I remember that noon rinsed the bowl. "
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